This is how I stayed alive my senior year
I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks of time like this.
This is how i get through work
no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.
Do you think some pokemon evolve by trading because they think you’re giving them away forever, so in their fear of abandonment they evolve into something better than they were so you’ll love them again?
why he lick me
that snake looks like it’s having a really serious existential crisis.
*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game
A swiss diver, captured these pictures of one of the six anacondas he saw on his 10 day trip to Mato Grosso in Brazil. This one was about 26-feet long.
"At the first moment it’s scary because you don’t know the animal and everybody says it’s dangerous. ‘But after a while you understand that nothing happens if you respect the snake. ‘I have never been so close to a snake like this before. But I think a small poisonous snake is more scary than a big one. At least you can see the anacondas clearly and know what they’re doing." - Franco Banfi
OH HELL NAH
One more reason to never swim outside a pool again.